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We understand there's now a significant power outage at the Time & Life building. We're told elevators aren't running, many lights are out, and — horror of horrors — it just occurred to one holding-it-in emailer that the buildings "airport-style auto-flush toilets" probably require electricity, well, we think the official term is evacuate the waste.

Is this true? Are Superdome-like conditions brewing on Sixth Avenue? Let us know, Time Inc'ers, so we can Anderson Cooper your plight to the world.

Earlier: Les Parapluies de New York