By Emily Gould, 9:50 AM on Mon Nov 19 2007, 883 views (Edit, to draft, Slurp)

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Raise your hand if you dozed off at some point while you were reading Jon Mooallem's very long Times magazine exegesis of the "sleep-industrial complex." Right? That shit was way more effective than Lapham's Quarterly. However, this was there! "Yet, as a very infrequent but contented user of both Lunesta and Ambien myself, I was startled to read efficacy trials for those drugs submitted to the F.D.A" Right. As a very infrequent but contented user of heroin and crack cocaine myself, I can't wait to read the next respectable Times take on poverty or prison or something. Now, I really, really need a nap.