Hey, what are you doing this weekend? You might consider attending an art fair; there are seven to choose among. Also, maybe you should watch real live comedians onstage on Sunday night instead of watching Ellen dance with penguins on TV: the Whitest Kids U Know have a show. Don't let them down! And tonight, you might as well get some real culture: Bridie Clark and Gary Shteyngart are both reading from their respective novels. Who will have a better Q&A? You'll never know if you don't go.
Friday
Roman a clef-hot author Bridie Clark reads from Because She Can. [NYMag]
Share your obsession with the son of the 1,238th richest man in Russia with Absurdistan author Gary Shteyngart. [Flavorpill]
Saturday
Zach Galifianakis and his signature beard will make you laugh one last time before embarking on a cross-country tour. [Upcoming]
Boy, is it ever art fair season! Highlights: The Armory, the mecca of contemporary art, and Scope, which features international collections. [What'sUpNYC]
Sunday
Forget about the Oscars. Watch The Whitest Kids U Know. [UNCOOLKIDS]