The New York Short Film Festival has the same criteria for submissions as we do for tips: "provocative and entertaining." Drugs are optional in either circumstance. [Symphony Space]
The fist fights and tasering that dominated Viktor + Rolf's debut at H&M yesterday continue in Soho as Uniqlo, Japan's version of The Gap, opens its flagship. [Uniqlo]
Saturday
Cream of the Corp is Office Space plus song and dance, minus Jennifer Aniston. [The Pit]
By now you should know that the perfect time to buy wings from a ghetto Chinese place is one hour before and 30 minutes after a Method Man concert. [NYMag]
Sunday
A bunch of SNL kids perform in "The Best Comedy Festival in the Universe." If that isn't the definition of an oxymoron, we don't know what is. [UCB]