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Despite disavowals, a source is insisting that TomKat is (are?) somewhere between offering and approval on a Dakota "4 bedroom, five baths corner apartment plus an adjacent 2 bedroom to combine. It's not on a high floor." We're not sure what to believe anymore; but for those who like their innuendo with a dash of irony, this does sound a bit like the description of the late Leonard Bernstein's apartment.

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