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    Mar 5, 2007 12:35 PM 6,275
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    Today In "Tom Cruise Is Moving To The Dakota 'News'"

    Our source on the "inside" at the Dakota (who could, let's bear in mind, be pulling all this stuff from the "inside" of his or her anal region) brings us the latest update to the TomKat Finds A Home saga:

    The Dakota board loves Cruise, he wowed 'em. Plus, he's a hero to the Wall Street worthies on the board —Top Gun, Jerry McGuire, Mission: Impossible, etc — they love that crap.
    Stay tuned for a strongly-worded denial, oh, any minute now.

    Earlier:Point/Counterpoint: Tom Cruise IS Moving Into The Dakota


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