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A Very Special Gawker Stalker: Tom Ford's Incredibly Sexy Hygiene

By Jessica, 8:33 AM on Wed Feb 8 2006, 610 views (Edit, to draft, Top, Slurp)

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A reader writes:

We all gotta crap. That's why there are restrooms. We all gotta wash our hands afterward. That's why there are sinks. Guess Tom Ford never got that memo.

Our feelings about the Vanity Fair cover just went from jealous to sympathetic. Poor Scarlett and Keira, forced to get all fleshy with Mr. PeeHands.

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