Apropos nothing, a reader sends us a moving image of young Emma Watson (age 15), co-star of the Harry Potter movies, enjoying an icy cold Corona. While this can only mean shame, rehab, and a True Hollywood Story for Watson, this is the best thing to happen to the publishing industry in years: Instead of JK Rowling finishing Harry Potter with her next book, the seventh and final in the series, she can continue to rake in millions with a young adult drug and alcohol spin-off series. What parent wouldn't want their child to own The Muggle's Guide to Peer Pressure?

Where Is Your Hermione Now? [butterbeer]

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