Well, hello missy! This appears to be 20-year-old Haley Robson, originally of Royal Palm Beach, who at age 17 made herself a decent wad of fluid-soaked cash by giving billionaire financier Jeffrey Epstein a naked massage and later providing him a handful of other young masseuses aged 14-16. For all we know, Epstein may have these very Glamour Shots tucked away with a bottle of baby oil in his special self-love room.

According to her MySpace, Haley now lives in Orlando (no doubt because "Royal Palm Beach High School blows") and is in a relationship (of what nature?), but she won't reveal her occupation unless you ask (or have a warrant). Amongst her heroes: "Queen Elizabeth for being so Independent & saying FUCK GUYS!. Then there's JOAN of ARC....a rebel." Surely said ladies are rolling over in their graves.

Haley [MySpace]
Earlier: Gawker's Coverage of Jeffrey Epstein

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