Josh D. Rimmer sound like a great porn alias.

I wonder if he deliberately slowed down just to be caught at that cart.

Anyone who runs/walks barefoot on the streets of New York has to be nuts.

@Rowen: If he did, I think that proves he's not crazy, he's AWESOME.

'scuse me Mr. Vendor Sir, there seems to be some sperm in my nuts...

Was he strap-hanging? If he had a seat and politely crossed his legs, I don't have any objection.

I would rather our tourist do this than try to take a header off the E&Y building onto Times Square. Though, with the weather and the odds of shrinkage, seeing shriveled turtle peen may traumatize me.

If we've learned anything about streaking in NY lately it should be that geography matters. Why not parade your dangly bits on the upper east side and be taken to the relative luxury of Lenox Hill Hospital instead. He must be crazy.

Why is it that the publicly naked crazies never, ever look like a tumescent Jason Varitek just out of the shower? Why must they always look like Willy Wonka?

how is it still streaking season? a bit chilly isn't it?

And thus the "junk walk" was inserted into penal lexicon.

Can they round up the Naked Cowboy? Please?

It's so hard to find a legal gambling site to subsidize streaking/ idiotic humans nowadays. Though if he just stripped to a banana hammock and held a guitar he could make some dough.

@BettyCrocker: Because life is cruel and the gods are not kind.

Why is it that nudies are automatically thought of as crazy? Maybe they're just exhibitionists. Or it's laundry day?

The Naked Cowboy makes 250 grand a year and this guy gets hauled off to Bellevue. What a travesty!

@jbk: Who pays him? I've wondered what that was about.

Good question QOTPA, I assume it's all the tourists I always see crowding around him getting their picture taken with him. I've never been close enough to see if he has a sign with a set rate or it's the honor system, but I guess if you're out there in that location several hours a day for 5 or 6 days a week it can add up.

My friend's brother was visiting New York a few years ago, and one of the first things he did was go up to one of those Nuts 4 Nuts stands, unzip his pants, put his balls in his hand and say, "so how exactly do you want to do this?"

And that is why I will buy anything on the street, but I draw the line at nuts.