The rumors have been back and forth on the fate of lead Stroke Julian Casablancas and fiancé Juliet Joslin, but we're beginning to think that perhaps Greasy McGee really is ready to take the marital plunge with his lady. After all, the two have registered with Target's sophisticated — yet modest — Club Wedd wedding registry! Oh, stop crying, the heartbreak will pass with time. Why not show Julian and Juliet how much you care with a waffle-maker or Sonicare toothbrush? FYI: Gawker Media employees are pooling resources in order to buy the lovebirds the entire SpongeBob Squarepants bathroom set; hopefully we'll have saved enough pennies in time for the October 19 wedding date.
[UPDATE: We know it's a joke, people. Lighten up.]
Julian Casablancas And Juliet Joslin's Club Wedd Registry [Target]

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