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You know I love me some crazy people, so you can be sure I enjoyed this random rant about the upcoming massive Avalon Chrystie Place complex being built on the LES.

I don't really care one way or the alternate side about any of this stuff as long as some nouveau fusion restaurant doesn't have a pork-butt induced grease fire which engulfs my too-cool-across-from-a-school Lower East Side block and burns down my deal of the century rent-stabilized building along with my awesome music collection and computer for which I use to maintain this online journal, forcing me to finally re-locate to L.A. or Portland.