After we posted Tori Spelling's wedding gift registry, something weird happened — people started randomly buying shit for her.

Howard Sherman bought her a citrus trumpet (I have no idea what that is). Then his competitive brother bought her a slotted spatula. Even weirder: that same weekend I had too much sugar and at 2. a.m. Saturday night I bought Tori an apple corer — and for some fucking reason I even paid to have it gift-wrapped. (Obviously I need to spend less time obsessing over Bonnie Fuller and more time getting laid or something.)

Then Jeff Edelstein at the Trentonian bought her a large flexible spatula and wrote a column about it. And the guys from Jewsweek bought her a vegetable scooper. So, I have a question or three: Were we in some sort of blackout? Were we bewitched by Tori's unusual face? What the hell is wrong with us? Chick isn't even getting married until August — we're not even going to remember who she is by the time we get the thank-you notes.
The Road To Tori [Nuggets]
Just so you know, I sent Tori Spelling a spatula [Trentonian]
The kallah's collection [Yada Blog]

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