There's a lot to unpack in Midtown East. A bunch of neighborhoods rolled into one, the area stretches from Gramercy Park in the south to the Upper East Side, from 5th Avenue to the East River. It contains the sadness of Murray Hill (AKA Murray Hell) as well as the triumph of Tudor City. If there is a vast media conspiracy, this is its home turf. We sent Joshua "Virgil" Stein and Richard "Doré" Blakeley to show you the way in this, the last installment of Gawker's User's Guides.

Previously: Chelsea, TriBeCa, NoLIta, Williamsburg, Park Slope.

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