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    Some Suggestions For Your White Castle Valentine's Day

    We're kind of into this White Castle Valentine's Day idea. There are two options: V-Day at White Castle ("Enjoy hostess seating, candlelit dining and your own server. Reservations are required") or the "Cupid Crave Kit," so you can "treat your honey to a romantic White Castle dinner in your home" (with eight cheeseburgers, one sack of fries, two sodas, and a "keepsake item"). We'd like to suggest making a reservation at one of the New York White Castles, but would suggest avoiding the one at Metropolitan Ave. and Humboldt St. in Williamsburg, as it will be overrun with hipsters eating there on Valentine's Day "ironically," and they just might spoil your slyder and milkshake.

    White Castle Valentine's Day [White Castle]


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