Oh, those poor, pretty girls over at Vogue. We want to help them, really, because they need it. In the latest issue, they used the photo at right to accompany a review of Zadie Smith's On Beauty — sadly, the woman in the picture is not Zadie Smith.

We don't mean to be cruel or condescending. It must be hard putting together a magazine, what with all the headscarf-wearing, mixed-ethnicity women out there.

Author Photo Trouble [Maud Newton]

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