Iron Maiden? As if. Poser.

I guess Jason prefers veg over vag.

Let's all shoot Jason an email at prestonjason@mac.com and tell him how we feel about this. Perhaps we should suggest he hooks up with that dude with the Chanel tattoo on his neck from a week or so ago!

BTW, only a fashion designer's fag chewtoy would pay for a .Mac account.

"...in this picture! For the moment!"

The old it'll last longer thing seems applicable here.

Boy these two look kind of gay? Did anyone notice that these two roommates sort of look gay? Do you think perhaps they're gay? I don't like to assume about gay, but sometimes you just gay a gay feeling from gay and so gay gay gay gay gay gay gay gay carrots gay gay gay. You gay?

@Pope John Peeps II:

Balls, balls, balls, balls, balls, balls!

@depardoo:

True, true, true

Is it just me or have they started to look scarily alike? Is Marc morphing into a rent boy or is the rent boy morphing into Marc? Or.. or... or... they are going to become some bizzare gay hybrid aka the Chelsea Queen?

I think the most striking thing is that they look very unhappy. Why do they bother?

@depardoo: Baby, that's not unhappy--that's what two moués look like when synchronized.

@sexbot: does that make me fashion designer's fag chewtoy?

what a terrible thing to do to a perfectly good iron maiden t-shirt.

"Faces of Meth" or "Faces of a totally organic diet, which has no flour, no sugar, no dairy, and no caffeine and a 2-hour exercise regime seven days a week?"

Either way that's a pair of unhappy-looking queens.

another thought: could a set of pictures be put together showing the transition from what still is in my head of what marc jacobs looks like to this present version? i just don't see how one became the other. is it certain that this isn't a case of identity theft?

@momo: When coupled with the fact that even your comment was written with a European accent, yes.

i can't see their forearms - which is which?

I want to be somebody's fag chewtoy!

I'm actually hoping these two would waste away.

Is it bad that I find them kind of hot? And like doable? Or at least watchable? Why do I hate myself...

@momo: A transition slideshow would be helpful, yes. The sudden transformation from cardigan-wearing Aunt Sylvia to Roid Rage Clone is too jarring.

@1974: Cause you're gay.

@dealbo: Thanks for clearing that up.

@tammyfey:

Marc Jacobs as Aunt Sylvia:

[www.fashionwiredaily.com]

Pictures like that make me question my homosexuality. But then you were kind enough to post that picture of Josh climbing the hammock so it's all good.

It's amazing what a haircut and contact lenses can do.

@heartbreakturnip: really? i am so confused. this is what happens when one moves to alabama.

ugh, that boy is going to be the end of Marc.

It's great that Marc lost all that weight, now what's he gonna do about his face?

Marc needs to wake the fuck up and drop that trailer trash meth-faced punk. It's all too tragic. Sniff sniff.

@josh speed: Yeah, that was a joke - a somewhat offensive one even, of the kind that is sometimes made here at Gawker.