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  • We went to Bellevue!
  • And poor super-jerk Aleksey Vayner came back to town!
  • We fretted about the displacement and starvation of adorable brutal feral monster-cats at JFK.
  • We heard from the children of today up at Bard College and learned they cannot love.
  • We met Brooklyn's craziest stripper.
  • We went to a literary spelling bee.
  • We saw an insane number of Halloween costumes. (Including the 220 best on Amazon and eBay!)
  • We watched one of the biggest mob prosecutions blow up.
  • We actually looked at the Times bestseller list.
  • We went to meet the folks behind Newser and became afraid for their future.
  • We don't know why we were surprised to relearn that Jenn Wenner thinks very very highly of himself.
  • We met our hot new Yankees manager.
  • We figured out who among Ken Silverstein, Howard Kurtz and Rachel Sklar hates whom.
  • We started frothing because Jeffrey Epstein is going to have a jury trial of, well, someone's peers.
  • We found out that Park Slope hates children!
  • We realized that Rudy Giuliani was a lobster-eating, tax-dollar-wasting welfare queen!

  • 8:55 PM on Sat Nov 3 2007
    By Choire
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