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Week in Review
Scooter Libby Got Pardoned And All We Got Were iPhones
- We posited that all ballet dancers are cokeheads.
- We defined the four types of karaoke-doers.
- We got laid at Pete Wentz's bar, and thought about having sex with Nick Lachey and Vanessa Minnillo.
- We figured out exactly where everyone sits in the new Times building— and found out where the mice are.
- We met the world's naivest Google intern.
- We declared that everyone who goes dancing at PS1 is a hipster.
- We wondered who wrote Jenna Bush's book.
- We mourned the orgy-throwing heroin addict Count Gottfried Alexander Leopold Graf von Bismarck-Schönhausen.
- We celebra-mourned the retirement of Glamour blogger (and publicist-dater!) Alyssa Shelasky.
- We got to know Ken Sunshine a little better.
- We finally decided we hated Drew Barrymore.
- Emily quit smoking pot and broke up with her boyfriend—just when we found out single women are crazy! Ruh roh!
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- We posited that all ballet dancers are cokeheads.






