
- We learned more than we ever wanted to know about Britney's bukiluki . . .
- But we're still dying for more information about Neel Shah's curry dick.
- We kicked off our Media Mole Rodeo with an investigation into the paternity of Nina Garcia's unborn baby. (No, LittleShirleyBeans, it's probably not Tim Gunn.)
- We decoded what "God bless you Mami" really means with the help of our Ghetto Pass.
- We learned that there's still a stigmatism attached to unprotected anonymous gay sex.
- We found out where all the incredibly lame awkward small talk ("Soo, Britney's vagina!") will be going down, media holiday party-wise.
- Vaughniston finally copped to a split; cricket noises ensued.
- Britney's cooch proved itself more articulate than Lindsay Lohan's brain.
- We got all Gothamisty about blog pets.
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