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Jim Halpert's evil twin.

Oh, the one where she admits to calling Obama O'banana and confesses her love of corpophagy, is that the one?

does the name vince foster mean anything to you pat?

@LolCait:
Jim Halpert and Ben Affleck's love child?

Big Tuna!

@LolCait: beat me to it.

@CodePink: With a dash of Dane Cook.

Is that the right Pat Healy? Aren't there two writers by that name over there?

@CollegeCallGirl: If you find yourself in an interesting and mentally stimulating new environment, is that called a juxta-ho-sition?

@TVAddendum: Ask Ludicrus.

@collegecallgirl:
Yes!

@CodePink: Well he can write a semi-coherent sentence, so I think that takes Ben Afflek out of the equation altogether.

@collegecallgirl: I would, but all he'll say is that his name rings bells from Atlanta to Sicily.

Is this seriously the first and only item to bear the tag HOW NOT TO FLIRT?

No. 1: Pat Healy..har har, he's named after a Matt Dillon character in a Farrelly Bros. movie! No. 2: I'll race. Away from him.

I like curls, I would do him. What's wrong with ME?????

I would totally do him.

@mathnet: No lie. Where was this tag with the whole Moberg fiasco?

@Atelier: Yeah, but, Ben Affleck and Matt Damon wrote GOOD WILL HUNTING which I thought was quite lovely. Sorry, it's like EARNEST GOES TO CAMP up in here right now.

What bothers me more is this "Guanabee" ad with the hirsute man in a speedo and dangling maracas.

@CodePink: I think that Matt Damon did most of the work on that one... Did you see the Family Guy scene about that? It was funny.

I interned at the Globe when he was the education reporter there and are names are very similar. As such, I mistakenly had a bunch of his phone calls transferred to me that summer.

So while he got the byline and the breaking scoop, I technically was the first person to hear that John Sibler was going to step in as interm president at BU that summer. Big thrill.

John Krasinski shoved in a diaphanous Ben Affleck-shaped sausage casing.

Yeah, that's the right Healy, although he looks like he lost a fight with an Afro Blowout Kit.

@Atelier:
Ben Afleck (sitting on couch drinking beer): "Oh crap I gotta play Henry the XIII in 20 minutes. Hello...Hello...Ello...Ello...Got it." (continues drinking and watching TV).

@Atelier:
Yeah, but I have this fantasy where Ben Affleck coaches Matt Damon for all his movie roles. And tells him what to say during interviews. And wrote absolutely all of GOOD WILLING HUNTING. Sorta Cyrano-like.

He'd be super cute with the right haircut.

I'd hit it.

Then I'd hate fuck it.

@JamieSommers: Only if he gets rid of that perm ....

Pat is such a hottie, although I do think he looks better with shorter hair. Fly suit though.