If you're a hipster, a yuppie, a slut, or an exhibitionist or can convincingly portray one (and come on, you're at least one), there may be a role for you in a new movie being filmed in Williamsburg! We've come across a casting notice for Meshuggeneh , "an indie horror film being shot on HD in Brooklyn. It deals with underground filmmakers who terrorize the pretentious hipsters and yuppies of Williamsburg. In addition, there's a subversive theatre troupe called Bruised Thespians that stage intense multi-media performances that deal with abuse." Admit it, you're curious! Go for it, baby, you're going to be a star!

Williamsburg Hipsters / Male or Female / All Ethnicities / 20-29 Snotty, pretentious Williamsburg hipsters who are stalked by a group of psychotic filmmakers. Wardrobe: Typical Williamsburg, Brooklyn hipster clothes

- Neoyuppies / Male or Female/ All Ethnicities / 20-35
Snotty, pretentious neoyuppies who live in Williamsburg, Brooklyn and are stalked by a group of psychotic filmmakers.
Wardrobe: Typical preppy and business casual wear. Look like extras from a John Hughes film or Bret Easton Ellis novel.

- Williamsburg Prostitutes / Female / All Ethnicities / 18-45 / Nudity
Prostitutes who work in a whorehouse in Williamsburg, Brooklyn. Desperate, naive, reckless.
Wardrobe: sleazy, slutty outfits

Williamsburg Exhibitionists /Male or Female / All Ethnicities / 21-29 / Nudity
Hipster sexual exhibitionists in Williamsburg, Brooklyn. Get stalked by middle-aged psycho on bike path on the Williamsburg Bridge. Reckless, naive.

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