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Yesterday we met Kristen Schmidt, the proud Italian Republican lawyer pageant girl who dreams of meeting W, Anne Coulter, and Fiona Apple. Today, we find out more about her at KristenPatriciaSchmidt.com, where we learn that she is "availbale [sic] for bookings and auditions." Good to know! (Reminder: she passed the Bar.)
Oddly, there are no photographs of "actress and model" Kristen on her resume site. How are we supposed to know if we'd like to book her or audition her? Maybe we're just supposed to be impressed enough by this description of her experience that we'd hire her sight unseen:
Kristen began her modeling career on the local level for Eblens. She was seen on a weekly basis in newspaper cirrculars [sic] for the store for nearly two years in the Connecticut and Massachuetts area. She took a hiatus from modeling while attending law school in Manhattan. During this time she dabbled in acting and was seen on Say What Karoke, TRL and Back Street TV on MTV. Most recently she was interviewed on Full Frontal Fashion for NY Metro channel's coverage of Fall 2006 Fashion Week in Bryant Park.Who will be the next next world's worst person? Feel free to send us your submissions.
