Newspaper Tweets Picture of Afghan Aid Worker's Fleshlight

When you go to save the refugees in a war zone, you take only the essentials: First aid, meal kits, knife, poncho liner, and rubberized anal/vaginal orifice for self-pleasuring.

The Guardian, a newspaper of some note, has a bang-up section dedicated to citizen journalism. And this morning it tweeted out the luggage of one such on-the-ground-witness, Afghanistan humanitarian relief worker David Higgins:

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We don't know David Higgins, but we'd like to meet him. Here is how he describes the things he carried:

We have to travel light here, so no luxuries: first aid kit, water filter, emergency rations, flesh light, sleeping bag, ground sheet, knife and distress beacon.

Was Higgins just fucking around? Clearly, the answer is yes in any case.

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