It would take the manly charisma of Nick Offerman to make the kind of pseudo-deep musings that tend to occur in the shower sound profound and wise. Fortunately, Nick Offerman.
Here, Ron Swanson's real-life alter ego turns some of Reddit's best, most stoned-sounding shower thoughts—the likes of "My right hand has never touched my right elbow"—into a sagely monologue as only he can. Even if some of them please him little.
You can tell he's tickled by the idea that we're all half-centaur, though, because that's ridiculous: Nick Offerman is more than half, and he knows it.