No Biggie, But Our Nuclear Missile Launch Teams Are Incompetent

This is not a "thing" that should distract anyone from their daily routine— in fact, it's probably best if you don't even read this and just continue on with your day in blissful ignorance— but, since we're here, we might as well mention that the Air Force guys in charge of launching our nation's apocalyptic nuclear missile arsenal are, like, totally incompetent.

Again, this is not something you should worry about at all, because the Air Force has taken care of the issue by suspending 17 officers for incompetence. Officers who, just days before, were in control of the most powerful weapons ever created by mankind. From the AP:

The tip-off to trouble was a March inspection of the 91st Missile Wing at Minot Air Force Base, N.D., which earned the equivalent of a “D” grade when tested on its mastery of Minuteman III missile launch operations.

70% is still passing, what is the military's problemo?

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