<![CDATA[Gawker: No]]> http://cache.gawker.com/assets/base/img/thumbs140x140/gawker.com.png <![CDATA[Gawker: No]]> http://gawker.com/tag/no http://gawker.com/tag/no <![CDATA[Rich Hil Invites Us to Suck His Dick, 'Literally']]> Celebukids like Rich Hil are killing hip hop. Let's just say that up front, as a way of framing our overall sense of glee that there is a big story about Rich Hil—son of Tommy Hilfiger—in today's New York Observer. Does he invite us to fellate him? But of course. More »
]]> http://gawker.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=5829488&view=rss&microfeed=true <![CDATA[Oh, Is This a Bad Time for a 9/11 Ad?]]> Do not make 9/11-themed ads. How many times must it be said? At least one more, apparently. (And this one's French! Bring back Freedom Fries, argh!) [Copyranter] More »
]]> http://gawker.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=5632056&view=rss&microfeed=true <![CDATA[What Was The Rule About 9/11 Ads?]]> "The Moscow News: Things hard to explain, in a language you understand." Mmm hmm. Since this apparently didn't sink in last week: No. [Adfreak] More »
]]> http://gawker.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=5354939&view=rss&microfeed=true <![CDATA[Are Any Good Williamsburg Jokes Left?]]> Grizzled CNN war correspondent Michael Ware just got done spending seven years in Iraq. Soon he'll go to rugged-est Afghanistan. But for now, he's living in... Williamsburg, Brooklyn. Quick, what's the joke? More »
]]> http://gawker.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=5340787&view=rss&microfeed=true <![CDATA[Consultant Somewhere Fired]]> What to call the Nigerian joint venture with Russia's Gazprom, hmmm? Hmm. "Nigaz." That's an even worse faux pas than Gazprom's Ukrainian joint venture, "VladimirPutinIsAnEvilFucker." [Post your own joint ventures in the comments!] More »
]]> http://gawker.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=5303807&view=rss&microfeed=true <![CDATA['Could [X] Have Saved Michael Jackson?']]> A real thing someone wrote: "Strength Training: Could It Have Saved MJ?" From a Demerol overdose? Not likely, crazy fitness blogger. Not even Lou Ferrigno could get Michael Jackson to lift weights! Not even Super Squats could have saved him. More »
]]> http://gawker.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=5303090&view=rss&microfeed=true <![CDATA[Quizno's: Taste the Poop]]> Yes, Quizno's Submarine Sandwich Shoppe is run by oven-lusting sex pervs, but guess what, Quizno's: you have crossed the line by allowing 2 Girls, 1 Cup to be associated with your sandwiches. Think, you fools. More »
]]> http://gawker.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=5261151&view=rss&microfeed=true <![CDATA[Hillary to SCOTUS?]]> Will Barack Obama appoint Hillary Clinton to the Supreme Court? More »
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