A report is floating around that former Vanity Fair editor-in-chief, former New Yorker EIC, and Princess Diana biographer Tina Brown will be turning her book on the monarch into a BROADWAY MUSICAL! Maybe it's not so far-fetched. After all, Diana—who did some charity work, was pritty, and died—is beloved by foreigners, Elton John fans, and other show-toony types. But, then again...

The "reports" come from news.com.au, which, as everyone knows, is from Australia. And Australia is entirely peopled with criminals. And criminals are used to having people not trust them, as this item is not trusted by me. So I can clearly not believe the story in front of me!