Offspring Singer Has Too Many Planes, Can't Buy Any More Planes

TMZ reports that The Offspring lead singer Dexter Holland might be facing the repossession of both of his airplanes JUST BECAUSE he failed to pay for his third airplane. God, the way punks are treated these days.

According to a lawsuit filed this week, Cessna Aircraft Company says Holland owes them $782,422.16. His issues with the company date back to 2007 when he had trouble making payments on his third plane. To remedy the situation, he sold the aircraft privately and gave the funds to Cessna, who gave him until 2017 to pay off the remaining balance. He also had to put his two other planes up as collateral.

Because he hasn't made a payment in a year, the company is suing for either the money or the planes.

It all reminds me of that famous Dead Kennedys lyric, "Punk ain't no religious cult / punk means thinking for yourself / You ain't hardcore 'cause you spike your hair / when you only have two planes, why do you have so few planes? Is everything okay?"

Classic!

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