Rapping. The woman who wrote "Jolene," "I Will Always Love You," several dead-baby jams in the early part of her career, and the rhythm of "9 to 5" on her nails, is turning a new musical corner and rapping. In a white afro. On the talk show of a woman who was once among the greatest rappers of her time.
There is nothing to say, but there is much to quote. I'm just going to leave this here:
Hey I'm tweekin'!
I'm workin'! I'm twerkin'*!
I got your wreckin' balls right heah.
Guess what she's referring to.
*Note: No she isn't.
Update: The full clip has been released. When she kind of stumbles and asks around 2:05, "Are we doin' OK?" it's really real. And then she says the phrase "duck dookie." Then she calls herself "the white-trash princess." Then she references Honey Boo Boo. Then she goes, "Hey, Oprah..."