Protestors briefly made a Ted Cruz rally interesting Monday when they staged a mock exorcism, a disturbance Cruz blamed on Bernie Sanders (?).
“Very nice young men and very confused fellows. Apparently the Bernie Sanders campaign,” Cruz said, earnestly. “You know the very odd thing? Usually lefties don’t believe in god.”
The joke incredibly got a laugh, giving the crowd a chance to see what Ted Cruz looks like when he feels validated.
According to reports, “The two men declined to give their names to reporters, but pretended to vomit while leaving the event.” Same.
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