Oprah Winfrey massaged the prostate ego of Hugh Jackman on last night's episode of Oprah's Next Chapter. Did you ever know that he's her hero? He's one of her all-time favorite people. Watching him live his life they way he does makes her want to live hers on a higher vibration. Also, she loves his abs so much so that discussions of them framed their sit-down.

It's always hard to discern how much of her own bullshit Oprah believes, but it's clear that she's super comfortable across from Jackman, and when Oprah is super comfortable, she turns into a babbling freak. Other highlights of the interview included her shrieking, "Price Waterhouse!" (Jackman's dad was an employee), and this question about Jackman's wife Deborra-Lee Furness' reaction to his ascent to fame: "So how has it been for her to watch you dah-dah-dah and sort of she sort of...?"