"[You know] what's the most important thing in a name—for a girl? It's that a man can whisper it into his pillow." So sayeth Reese Witherspoon (actress; party queen; official Gamma Phi social chair and unofficial Gamma Phi hazing captain) to an elevator full of stars in a bewitching new video posted to Instagram.
"I love you Kara. Cara. I don't know what your fuckin' name is," says Reese in the video.
"That's super French*," says Reese.
"Delevingne," she purrs.
"WHERE ARE WE?" howls a slightly rumpled Zooey Deschanel (Zoo-ey? Zooy? I don't know what her fuckin' name is), who is also in the elevator. Kate Upton is there too, smiling and looking around.
In the other video, filmed a few moments earlier, Witherspoon warns Delevingne that if she is forced to pronounce Delevingne's surname, she will "be fucked."
Then she gives it a try, because she's down for whatever. Ass, Gas, Grass, or Making a Good Faith Effort to Say "Cara Delevingne"—no one rides this hellevator for free.
"Deeluh-VIGny," says Reese.
*Though on first listen we transcribed this as "stupid French," subsequent playings have revealed it is almost certainly "super." Here's another video of Reese Witherspoon saying "super," for comparison.