"[You know] what's the most important thing in a name—for a girl? It's that a man can whisper it into his pillow." So sayeth Reese Witherspoon (actress; party queen; official Gamma Phi social chair and unofficial Gamma Phi hazing captain) to an elevator full of stars in a bewitching new video posted to Instagram.

The video is one of two uploaded to the account of supermodel and person Cara Delevingne Thursday. Both were apparently shot inside an elevator at the Met Ball earlier this week.

"I love you Kara. Cara. I don't know what your fuckin' name is," says Reese in the video.

"That's super French*," says Reese.

"Delevingne," she purrs.

"WHERE ARE WE?" howls a slightly rumpled Zooey Deschanel (Zoo-ey? Zooy? I don't know what her fuckin' name is), who is also in the elevator. Kate Upton is there too, smiling and looking around.

In the other video, filmed a few moments earlier, Witherspoon warns Delevingne that if she is forced to pronounce Delevingne's surname, she will "be fucked."

Then she gives it a try, because she's down for whatever. Ass, Gas, Grass, or Making a Good Faith Effort to Say "Cara Delevingne"—no one rides this hellevator for free.

"Deeluh-VIGny," says Reese.

*Though on first listen we transcribed this as "stupid French," subsequent playings have revealed it is almost certainly "super." Here's another video of Reese Witherspoon saying "super," for comparison.

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