Pat Robertson says you and your gluten-free diet are going to hell!

Pat Robertson says you and your gluten-free diet are going to hell!

Pat Robertson, theologian and age-defying protein shake drinker, delivered a rousing sermon to his 700 Club of shut-ins, warning them against gluten-free and carb-free diets. He argues that these fads will send you straight to the fiery gates of hell! Personally, I'd rather be skinny in hell, than fat in heaven.

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Original post by Lacey Donohue on Gawker

Pat Robertson Thinks Low-Carb Diets Violate God’s Principles

Gay-hating, women-hating, child-hating, and education-hating monster Pat Robertson wants you to know that your gluten-hating lifestyle will send you straight to hell.

Speaking on the 700 Club Monday, non-registered dietician and registered shitbag Robertson shared his holy wisdom on cutting carbs. Take notes:

“What happens is you build up the clinkers. You get swollen joints, you get gout."

"You get all kinds of problems, where you ache like crazy.”

“Everybody thought Atkins was wonderful and they’ve got all these scientific tests, but... The carbs are the fire that burn everything completely.”

"Sooner or later, it violates the principles that God set down.”

And even if you to decide to honor God’s principles and add bread to your sandwich, don’t even think about making it with Halal meat:

“Our research shows and our team has discovered that a portion of all profits from these Halal butcheries is going to the Muslim Brotherhood, so it’s not a question of religion, it’s a question of where does the money go. So if you buy halal food you’re sending money to the Brotherhood, and the Brotherhood in turn supports Hamas and, you know, Islamic jihadism – well, not that, but Hamas, particularly, and other radical organizations – that’s the danger.”

So there you have it. No meat, no Muslims, no clinkers, no problems.

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