"Stop talking about the cheating!" the televangelist orders a viewer who sought his wisdom on the subject. "He cheated on you, well, he's a man."
Seriously, why are you getting all worked up over your husband going behind your back and sleeping with another woman when you could instead be focusing on what your idyllic life was like before you found out he's an adulterous scumbag: "Does he provide a home for you to live in, does he provide food for you to eat, does he provide clothes for you to wear, is he nice to the children…is he handsome?"
Seriously, though, is he? Because handsome men get carte blanche to cheat. Actually, make that all men. It's the law. Well, not God's law. Nature's law. Which is apparently what Pat Robertson believes in now: "Like it or not, males have a tendency to wander a little bit."
But all is not lost: "What you want to do is make a home so wonderful that he doesn’t want to wander."
Of course. So simple. Then what?: "Begin to thank God that you have a marriage that is together and that you live in America and good things are happening."
Boom. Solved. Next.
[H/T: Christian Nightmares]