Simon Doonan has crowned Lara Flynn Boyle "the official Internet patron saint of anus-bleaching." She has entered the Anus-Bleaching Hall of Fame, one might say. Doonan skeptically examines anus-bleaching—"a grotesque and barbaric cosmetic procedure"—imported from Hollywood, of course. A professional's opinion? Dermatologist Pat Wexler: "These people need a hobby."
Ignore the tuchus ruckus, spring for some face cream [Observer]