Professional weirdo Patton Oswalt is no stranger to being the best at Twitter. In fact, his Twitter skills are so advanced, that even his Twitter typos are no ordinary Twitter typos — they're career-enders.
I could never be a CSI person. All that gross stuff. Faggots, etc. #CareerEndingTwitterTypos— Patton Oswalt (@pattonoswalt) November 4, 2013
I just love watching my uncle hug and kiss my cunt. #CareerEndingTwitterTypos— Jim Norton (@JimNorton) November 4, 2013