Patton Oswalt's Wife: Dungeons & Dragons Is Creepier Than Strip Clubs

Appearing on the Pete Holmes Show last night, King of Queens' absurdly most-famous alum, Patton Oswalt, regaled to Holmes how his wife is not a fan of Dungeons & Dragons and him playing it. Upon learning that he had assembled a few other comedy nerdlings for a D&D group, his wife told him what's up:

"This is the saddest mid-life crisis I've ever seen. I would be less creeped out if you guys were just going to strip clubs. And I'm secretly hoping that I'll find out that you're using this as a cover to just go to strip clubs and get drunk."

In short, Patton Oswalt's wife sounds pretty great.

[Image via Pete Holmes Show]