Remember Paul Ryan, that guy who lifts weights in a backward hat? Well, some people must not, because Ryan keeps getting confused for Anthony Weiner, a different man who lifts weights without a shirt on and sometimes takes selfies.
At a recent Republican convention in Michigan, Ryan relayed a tale of being mistaken for Weiner on a flight out of Milwaukee. This was quite insulting to Ryan, because Weiner represents a different political party (and also tanked his career by texting photographs of his penis to young women). Ryan would like everyone to be clear that he merely writes terrible budget proposals and wants to defund school lunches.
"How much more can I bear?" he asked.