I hope they don't do a Top Gear US. It'll never hold a candle to the UK version, no matter who or what they put on. It'll have no objectivity, and end up being an hour-long commercial for whatever car they're reviewing. It probably won't be very funny either.
What they SHOULD do is bring the UK episodes here, and put them uncut on HBO or Showtime or something. THAT would be worth watching.
@helenanapier: Huh? I don't think I've ever been on jezebel.
I hope that first one is the 14 year old from Gossip Girl.
@mattymcd: Sure, WE know that. But the 13-16 year olds that they're targeting haven't got the same grasp on reality. They think thats just the the way life works, especially if you're pretty.
Just so its on the record, in another 15 years, all of these millenials are literally going to want to kill themselves because they've finally realized that their life maybe isn't actually going to be just like Gossip Girl, 90210, My Super Sweet 16, The Hills, The Fabulous Life, Top Model, US Weekly or rap videos because the media (and their coddling boomer parents) have set shamefully ridiculous expectations for them, which can never be achieved in reality. I mean, is there anyone who doesn't expect this?
I'll chalk this whole thing up to yet another situation I just don't understand.
Constant gardener wasn't THAT great. City of God was though.
Sorry Devendra, your beard can never compete with a private jet. Natalie totally boned that guy... I mean, PRIVATE JET.
Academia is a joke.
The times fucking sucks. Oh and fuck.
@In Other News...: Geez. You know, it is possible to have a different point of view. I'm just saying.
@CaptainHangNail: @Helman: @adropp: @Bell County: @In Other News...: @Unfun: Oh come on. She doesn't look like a man? I just don't understand that whole thing. Gay men don't usually date drag queens, why do gay women date super butch girls? I'm genuinely curious.
Why not just date a man? I mean, whats the appeal there? If you like women, cool... then go out with a woman. Not Rick Astley with a vagina.
Isn't that the little sister from Buffy?
I think the 'frilly dress' may have been mistake number one.
I'm a member of gen-x, but I only have sex with millenials.
@Tenno: It sucks ass. And smells bad. And is home to intolerable douchebags. And its mostly landfill. And you have to take a fucking boat to get there. Even in the winter. And there are no good bars or restaurants. And its impossible to navigate. Did I mention that it smells bad? Yeah, because it does.
@franzouse: Thats pretty much the only reason I even know what a chopper is. That and Pulp Fiction.
When I'm 90, I wonder what ubiquitous technology I'll find annoying.
@Henifer Hropes: The first problem they should work on redressing is the fact that you can't walk down most streets without being in some kind of mortal danger. Then they should work on the rampant shanty towns and the drug cartels who run them. Then maybe they should build one or two new roads or a subway of some sort to relieve the goddamn TRAFFIC that makes it impossible to go more than 4 miles an hour ANYWHERE. Oh, and someone should also explain that the buffet is NOT the pinnacle of culinary sophistication, as they seem too have a problem with that also.
