8Millionth commented on Bush To Wipe Out Polar Bears, Implies BBC Photo Editor

"I've really enjoyed commenting here, but now I must pull the string on the guillotine myself. At least the BBC didn't ask Edwards about the price of his haircuts during a debate for the Democratic nomination for the Presidency of the United States. Leave that level of journalism to Tim Russert. Ciao!"

8Millionth commented on The Story That Made Arianna Huffington Hate Tim Russert

"I won't mention it again, but I would encourage people to follow the previously supplied link."

8Millionth commented on The Story That Made Arianna Huffington Hate Tim Russert

"One could not like Russert because he was a lame excuse for a journalist."

8Millionth commented on Spotted at the Whitney Art Party

"This is my favorite type of event to attend."

8Millionth commented on Some Sports Journalists Are Incredibly Rich

"Didn't Tim Russert make more than all of them, combined? Surely other nitwits, like Brian Williams and Dan Rather do. That's what you all should have dropped out of J-School to do..."

8Millionth commented on Is the "Media Bloggers Association" a Scam?

"A Ha!"

8Millionth commented on Gossip Girl Casts Older Woman - I Mean 'Cougar'

"I think if the powers that be, the forces of nature, the flow of the fates, had decided to smith a word, even an inappropriate one, a word to describe your florescent sexuality, well, the rest of us would be like "what's the big deal?" too."

8Millionth commented on A 'Purple-Suited Arsse'

"I can see the job offers flying in for Mr."

8Millionth commented on Obama's VP Quandary: Is Prison Rape Funny?

"Sebelius appears to me to be more puff than pastry, don't sweat it. But if the antics of President kids are really that important, shouldn't Reagan have lost in 1980 because George Herbert Walker Bush had a son who did coke?"

8Millionth commented on Nerdy Girls Are Socially Acceptable, OK?

"And rich women, rich women have appeal."