Quick, someone hide this from Gary Marshall or he'll do to it what he does to Love Actually every year.
If this is fake, I don't want to know it. <3
Chitty Chitty Bang Bang was written by Roald Dahl and Ian Fleming. Which tells you everything you need to know about it. I personally think it's completely awesome. And I don't think the Child Catcher bit was a coincidence.
Um, has your sister tried a supermarket? There are at least three national chains I can think of offhand and lots more regional ones and all white foreign women will be happy to know everyone pays the same price at these shops.
Ha, rumor has it that Clooney's tipped for the role!
I once saw her pour entire fifths of Bacardi and Tequila with a little lemonade into a giant flower vase. I forget if that was the episode with the portable fountain on the sideboard but I remember thinking it was a shame she didn't turn it into a Teqacardonade fountain.
Tony Bourdain's just jealous nothing he ever made will ever make the kind of lasting impact this cake has made on our collective consciousness. It's the modern equivalent of an ancient rite of passage that requires you to scar a part of your body. In this case, our retinas.
Suck on a few more seal eyeballs to drown out the pain, Tony!
Suck on a few more seal eyeballs to drown out the pain, Tony!
good lord, she can even make liquor sound repulsive.
Dear God, his FACE!! What in Botox hell and eyeshadow purgatory is that?
@BowlingForDollars That's the exact same memory that flashed in my mind. She was so delighted that night and so genuine, esp in comparison to the rest of her peers. No pretense, just pure talent. I guess I'm just so used to everyone running off to rehab these days and coming out just the same to do the same thing over and over again, I didn't actually think she'd die.
It's true that a lot of people won't respond unless they have something to lose personally, but photos can be pretty shocking. Just check out the comments on the OBL compound carnage thread. People are shocked and disgusted that such photos would even exist and that Gawker would link to them... apparently it's one thing to cheer in the streets when an operation goes down, it's a whole different thing when you are forced to confront what it is that you are cheering.
That's right, only socialists ever use the term "spread the wealth". It's not a common term of speech or anything. In fact, it's the catchphrase of that dreaded terror of the modern world, The Bit Socialist.
I guess nobody told Palin the India Today Conclave is sponsored by the India Today group... a publication house with several magazines and television channels. Facepalm.
I think the lesson to be learned from this experience is that when making a funny, use a number like eleventy.
@Canayan: Oh, I hope he keeps on famewhoring right into criminal charges.
@seyswho: You could always get a proxy just to be safe.
@iplaudius: TERRORFOTOZ!!1!1!!
@SoccerMummy: Exactly what I was thinking.
But then he'd be a President with his head wrapped in a flag of truce, I suppose.
But then he'd be a President with his head wrapped in a flag of truce, I suppose.
Does he do the special Gestapo dance?
That baby is going to grow up and eat its parents. I vote we give it a pass.
@Adrian Chen: Nah, they're all dressed like Krishna, only one of them took trouble with the details is all.
