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<![CDATA[Comments from AndIAmTellingYou]]> <![CDATA[Comments from AndIAmTellingYou]]> <![CDATA[AndIAmTellingYou commented on Naomi's Downunder Sees Population Increase]]> @Thatcornellguy: Third Input With Tila Tequila

I used to work on B'way and Bond and saw Liev Schreiber at the corner deli most mornings. Tight jeans, Jack Russell on a leather leash, brown Ray Bans, diva 'tude. I always assumed she was one of us Geighs. Now? Still do.

]]> <![CDATA[AndIAmTellingYou commented on Me and My Gay Husband]]> That was a big, overwhelming explosion of geigh. And I was at Pride last weekend.

]]> <![CDATA[AndIAmTellingYou commented on Madonna And Alex Rodriguez]]> If Madonna calls, I'm at home...

]]> <![CDATA[AndIAmTellingYou commented on The Devil Wears Wallpaper]]> @MisterHippity: That's too good.

]]> <![CDATA[AndIAmTellingYou commented on Somebody's Challenging The Commenters to a Fight!]]> I have a 3rd degree black belt in karate.
I also hang out with drag queens. Bitches will cut a m-effer.
We got your back, Gawker.

]]> <![CDATA[AndIAmTellingYou commented on Voicemail From the Worst Pickup Artist Ever]]> "If I do not receive a phone call back from you in 26 minutes, I am no longer interested."

]]> <![CDATA[AndIAmTellingYou commented on To Settle a Lawsuit]]> She has some lemonade, too. Made it fresh. Just sit down right there and she'll be out with your settlement money.

]]> <![CDATA[AndIAmTellingYou commented on Rumormonger Blind Item]]> Are we sure he's using it as food?

]]> <![CDATA[AndIAmTellingYou commented on The Highline's Only Lawn]]> @rod townsend: I'm guessing from your seating chart the gays come out at night.

]]> <![CDATA[AndIAmTellingYou commented on Short Dude Spots Wonderland]]> Guurl, I know you're all smitten and what not, but I got two words for you: small feet

/channeling my inner Tionna

]]> <![CDATA[AndIAmTellingYou commented on Short Dude Spots Wonderland]]> Fan Depressed Upon Hearing She's Not the Only Gay in the Village.

]]> <![CDATA[AndIAmTellingYou commented on Club Now Claims To Have Intervened In Gay Attack]]> Backpedaling in 3... 2...

]]> <![CDATA[AndIAmTellingYou commented on Did 1 Oak Try To Shrug Off Gay-Bashing Incident?]]> Not sure why this is surprising. Going to 1 Oak is like walking into the douches' den.

Disclaimer: I bartended/floor managed clubs (gay & straight) for 3 years:
Witnessed 2 fights at gay club. Two.
Straight nights, lost count too long ago.

]]> <![CDATA[AndIAmTellingYou commented on Sean Avery's <i>Vogue</i> Gig Resembles Nursing, Apparently]]> Used to think he was cute, in that gayish action figure sort of way. But this Page Six item from last August killed it:

He hit on her (Paris Hilton) three times, but every time, Paris would give him disgusted looks and move away from his creepy shoulder-brushing and close-talking ways," said our snitch. The rebuffed Avery hit on other blonds. "You could tell he just wanted to hook up," said the spy...

]]> <![CDATA[AndIAmTellingYou commented on Which Designer Likes 'Slutty Girls Who Dress Badly'?]]> 3. New gay icon? I don't remember receiving a ballot. What's wrong with all the old closet queens and "Fresh Princes"?

]]> <![CDATA[AndIAmTellingYou commented]]> Well, the future is saved. Between their mouths and noses, imagine what their offspring would have been.

]]> <![CDATA[AndIAmTellingYou commented on Gold, Frankenpants and Merkin]]> The Glittery White Way

]]> <![CDATA[AndIAmTellingYou commented on Lean Girls]]> Her Milkshake Brought A Girl To the Yard

@TedSez: Awesome!

]]> <![CDATA[AndIAmTellingYou commented on Sean Avery Raiding The Wrong Closets At <i>Vogue</i>]]> There is nothing straight about a J.Lo video.

]]> <![CDATA[AndIAmTellingYou commented on Alex McCord and Simon To Continue Misguided Climb Up Ladder]]> "She's the Real Housewives of New York City reality show star with the sorta-gay husband who likes to pose nude a lot."

Um. Where's the nude geigh? Pics please.

]]> <![CDATA[AndIAmTellingYou commented on Which Actor Is Going Gay in Bar Bathrooms?]]> @La Cieca: Nice. I just saw Cat on a Hot Tin Roof and my gaydar would concur with you.

1. Mike Myers? Really?
4. Has to involve Liz Taylor somehow.

]]> <![CDATA[AndIAmTellingYou commented on The Loneliest Detail]]> "Officials beefed up security after bomb scares were called in to several local businesses. Here in MaComb, town police escorted residents to their cars at the Hardee's-Piggly Wiggly-Super Walmart-Chik Fil'-A-Lane Bryant shopping center. The terrorism alert warning was raised to Cheetos orange... And next, and Dixie with the weather and Buck with sports."

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@Aaron Altman, @valarmorghulis: aww shucks

]]> <![CDATA[AndIAmTellingYou commented on "Don't Cry For Me, Fresno Free Clinic..."]]> @Aaron Altman: I have no idea. I think I typed it because I'm hungry.

(*apologies if I've offended)

]]> <![CDATA[AndIAmTellingYou commented on "Don't Cry For Me, Fresno Free Clinic..."]]> Padded Thai

]]> <![CDATA[AndIAmTellingYou commented on Prepare To Be Robbed, IKEA Customers]]> Well, muggy neighbors does throw an Allen wrench into the situation.

]]> <![CDATA[AndIAmTellingYou commented on Mean Huffington Won't Even Praise Russert's Ties Or Whatever]]> "Jennifer Aniston and John Mayer are taking their relationship in a new direction — south of the border."

Oh, they're just playing show-and-tell, just like Jack and Karen used to.

]]> <![CDATA[AndIAmTellingYou commented on Vote For The New White Racial Slur!]]> @SarahHeartburn: My sister is very light-skinned (very Latina looking) and she has a few freckles.

I vote for Osmonds, because it makes me think of fly-over states and gives me the LOLs.

]]> <![CDATA[AndIAmTellingYou commented on Leon Loves Little Laddie Ladies]]> @imjustskinny!: Maybe he es-luring. You know, that Spanish 's'...

]]> <![CDATA[AndIAmTellingYou commented on The Marines Are Interested In Your Racial Opinions]]> "I've learned through life experiences, in order for a person(s) to make a comment such as this. That they are racial in one way or another..."

Let me guess. That commenter's name is The Decider.

]]> <![CDATA[AndIAmTellingYou commented on Darwin Award]]> RW has turned into MTV's Spring Break-meets-Girls Gone Wild in a loft. Had I any kids, I would ban them from watching MTV.

]]> <![CDATA[AndIAmTellingYou commented on Alec Baldwin Helps Little Old Lady Down the Red Carpet]]> "Don't be scared, it's just a red carpet. Think of it as a straight line... you've walked one of those before. A big, wide straight line. Now slooowly... heel, toe, heel, toe..."

]]> <![CDATA[AndIAmTellingYou commented on Darwin Award]]> How I miss the days of Norman, Heather B and Julie from Alabama just having fun in the big city.

]]> <![CDATA[AndIAmTellingYou commented on We Must Have A Better Slur For 'White People!']]> @rina: When I was 7 or 8, we had a hippie family in our neighborhood and I became friends with the daughter. My mom gave her the code name, "Punky Brewster."

Now, when we talk about them, we refer to them as "The Birkenstocks."

]]> <![CDATA[AndIAmTellingYou commented on We Must Have A Better Slur For 'White People!']]> I've also heard Casper and Scallop.

]]> <![CDATA[AndIAmTellingYou commented on We Must Have A Better Slur For 'White People!']]> @rina: "Beckys" and "Todds" were thrown around frequently in my black upper-middle class suburban hell.

In Spain, they say pollarosas... ("pink dicks").

]]> <![CDATA[AndIAmTellingYou commented on Young Actor Arrives Stateside, Fully Clothed. For Now.]]> McScurvy

]]> <![CDATA[AndIAmTellingYou commented on Young Actor Arrives Stateside, Fully Clothed. For Now.]]> New Yorkers Herald Arrival of New Porcelain God

]]> <![CDATA[AndIAmTellingYou commented on Preparing For The Tour De Lance]]> Kate Hudson needs groceries? I thought she ate men.

]]> <![CDATA[AndIAmTellingYou commented on Michael Musto is Right]]> I don't know. He seemed to be doing alright at Beige on Tuesday.

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