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"Yawn."

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"The going rate for sperm donation is $1500 these days."

Atelier commented on "Do Not Write A Bad Novel About Life At Gawker With Angst Or Even Waspish Humor"

"Isn't your mothers father your grandfather?"

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"I think its actually purple monkey dishwater, not washer."

Atelier commented on Uniden MapTrax GPS Includes Radar Detection

"Perfect timing!"

Atelier commented on Jakob Lodwick Sure Didn't Stay Single For Long

"Holy crap, I didn't think it was possible, but I care about him even less now that hes not with Julia Allison or her huge rack anymore! Oh and PS, the only 'limelight' hes in is the one Gawker is shining."

Atelier commented on Can 'Stars And Stripes' Recover From Pentagon Idiocy?

"@the cajun boy: It sort of still is."

Atelier commented on The Reason We Live In New York

"Fuck this, I'm off to Miami..."

Atelier commented on Who Will Dig Through Harvey Levin's Trash?

"But can't we have this AND the deportations?"

Atelier commented on Mischa Barton Is Not Learning Any Lessons From Her DUI

"Pour some sugar on MEEEE...."