AttorneyatLoL commented on Woman Denied Entry For 'Lesbian' T-Shirt • High School Bans Cheerleader Uniforms On Campus

"i'm not a lawyer or anything but what that security guard did doesn't sound legal"

AttorneyatLoL commented on Woman Alive: Discover A Lovelier You

"those boob exercises look exactly like the ones sandra dee does as gidget in 1959."

AttorneyatLoL commented on Gawking At Olympic Bodies, For Better Or For Worse

"as a guy, yeah."

AttorneyatLoL commented on Amy Winehouse Looks Bloody Awful

"I think there's a typo in your headline a-w-f-u-l does not spell 'awesome'"

AttorneyatLoL commented on Miley Cyrus Is Not The Innocent Victim That Disney Makes Her Out To Be

"I think it's a mistake to think that this girl is merely keeping up with her fan base only because I work in an elementary and middle school and it's pretty clear the cut-off for miley cyrus fandom is right at 7th grade the little kids love her."

AttorneyatLoL commented on Well, Is There A Scientific Link Between "Genius" And "Shithead"?

"@BDJ-Team feat."

AttorneyatLoL commented on Designer: "I Was Raped" T-Shirt Intended To Empower

"until last weekend, I worked with retarded sexual predators (no really)."

AttorneyatLoL commented on Rock Of Love 2's Angelique: "Bret, When You See My Porno Video, You Will Regret It Forever"

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AttorneyatLoL commented on Red Scare: First Americans Ditch America!

"I'm pretty sure Dodge City, Kansas seceded once but that was just to hold the really bloody kind of bullfight."

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AttorneyatLoL commented on Why Are Old Sesame Street Episodes Inappropriate?

"I had pretty much the same conversation with a kindergartner when I asked him who he was going to be in our school's Thanksgiving play."

AttorneyatLoL commented on Natalie Portman is a known

"I actually work in an elementary school."

AttorneyatLoL commented on "There Is Absolutely No Way To Tell Whose Hand Swiped That Black Marker Over Page After Page Of That Manuscript"

"This reminds me of all the times I wanted to quit grad school today."

AttorneyatLoL commented on The E.W. Scripps media company

"Rocky Mountain News has nothing on the Mountain Ear."

AttorneyatLoL commented on Behind Every Tomboy Is A Blonde, Spoiled Brat

"I haven't read either book but this looks like a commercial for something that will ensure that your daughter is a snotty little shit who can't do anything without her mom."

AttorneyatLoL commented on Do You Shoot The Shit During A Pelvic Exam?

"I like how Slut Machine asked us what we think as if we all didn't just stop reading halfway through the post to start commenting."

AttorneyatLoL commented on Jennifer Weiner Wants To Have Her Cake And Eat It Too

"If that slag is snarky then I'm turning in my union card."

AttorneyatLoL commented on "Ok, so you know how it's

"This is way better than that time that hipster got a tampon stuck way up in her vagina."