AuntPenny commented on We Call Bullshit On Rosie vs. Barbara

"Damn it, I've looked everywhere, but I can't find a rat's ass to give."

AuntPenny commented on So How Is That Australia Movie Anyway?

"@Unfun: She's a good actress, really."

AuntPenny commented on OK! Mag Boss Is Very Tired Of Losing Money

"@nolongerinacubiclestillawhore: Most people checked them out for free on the interwebs!"

AuntPenny commented on Which Tween Star Is A Secret Junkie?

"Which tween star ISN'T a secret junkie is what I want to know. I so want #2 to be Angelina."

AuntPenny commented on McCain Goes for the "Sad Grandpa"

"Maybe he's trying not to look directly at Cindy's face, since it will have the same result as if he'd just looked directly at the Ark of the Covenant."

AuntPenny commented on Stevens Juror Admits Dead Dad Lie

"@Unfun: My very first thought."

AuntPenny commented on The 5 Costumes You Meet At A Halloween Party

""The Sexy Blanks" is a good name for a band. I'm going to wear a fake nose and glasses, and a name tag that says "Blessing""

AuntPenny commented on Desperate Times for 30 Rock

"I don't mind stunt casting for 30 Rock--it's a show about an NBC show."

AuntPenny commented on David Letterman To Lauren Conrad: 'Maybe You're The Problem'

"Um, why is she a celebrity again?"