AwesomeSausage commented on Yahoo, Microsoft's culture clash almost as painful as color-scheme clash

"...Indeed: almost as painful as Valleywag's lame attempts to generate page-views...via 98 stories around this takeover....none of which is in the slightest bit amusing or insightful. Can't you just show some hot geek chicks or something?"

AwesomeSausage commented on The Foreigns: It's Funny 'Cause We Don't Know Them

"Scottish terrorism sucks."

AwesomeSausage commented on What Scifi Cliche Will Come True First?

"I've been betting on the cloned liver thing since 1983"

AwesomeSausage commented on This Collision Rated PG-13. Parental Disrection Advised

"Did he just cough up a gonad?"

AwesomeSausage commented on Does your VC have a Democrat in his pocket?

"Money talks and bullshit walks Hillary"

AwesomeSausage commented on Hey Rudy, We Made You a Winning Advertisement!

"Does this mean we get to see the crazy old transvestite in a pair of Daisy Duke short-shorts?"

AwesomeSausage commented on Mourning Foxy Old Dilettante Fred Thompson

"The Clear Conservative Choice....for quitting."

AwesomeSausage commented on Randy Newman Makes Liberals Look Crazy at Macworld

"Steve Jobs has officially jumped the shark"

AwesomeSausage commented on The Stars Come Out For The Australian Open

"@blastitbiggs: Reminds me of Mrs Awesomesausage at 17."

AwesomeSausage commented on The Stars Come Out For The Australian Open

"Nice Alps!"