Hey, speaking of short and easy goals, I've got Ashley Olsen's number around here somewhere.
Harvard did have a good team back then, because they could rise to any caucasian.
"I say 11 instead of 12 because I'm genuinely looking forward to kicking Judas's ass."

- Jesus of Nazareth

One of the former Russian leaders was a whole lot faster.

I mean, he'd just go to the edge Andropov.

The good news for Wakefield is that Jodie Foster has hired him to teach her the knuckler.
Meanwhile, ESIX HD is showing nothing but Starlin Castro highlights in crisp detail.
Meanwhile, the lesser-known Renaldo Walkman Experience quietly enters its thirty-third year.
Interesting Footnote: While in bed at night with their respective wives, Chang and Eng would often argue about who would be at the "front of the forefront," and who would be at the back.
Well, the warden blocks a lot of our mail.
Jeez, what's going on with the comments? Pics disappear, and now no automatic line breaks? Anybody else having these problems?
Also this.

edit: Weird. The pic showed up for a while, then disappeared. Huh.

Coincidentally, Stolen Sign Stolen Sign is the name of the Toronto Blue Jays' pet panda.
Yep, I saw him do a solo/two-man show this summer at Antone's. Awesome show.
Yeah, but you know who doesn't have "ups" blazoned on the jersey?

Most white guys, actually.

That's so bad it's good. Or so good it's bad. Or something.

+1 Pharaoh

It's nice to hear that Egyptian soccer will soon resume, even if it's in empty stadiums, but one wonders how Coco Crisp, Jemile Weeks and other Oakland A's will handle the distraction.
After being described in a popular blog as an "inveterate piggyback bandit," Shayegan tried desperately to change his m.o. by becoming an invertebrate piggyback bandit, but flopped.
You are exactly fucking right, FTY. I've seen Bob Schneider about five or six times this past year, both solo and with the big band. A total religious experience, no doubt. I felt the rapture, or something very like it, at least 40 times out at ol' Nutty Brown this summer. Spread the word, my brother.
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