@shanASS: I have an Erte image tattooed to my left butt cheek. I also have several of his prints displayed in my loft. I adore his work.
@MattGaymon: are you offering to be my new gay?
if he continues to wear acid washed jeans I know some mos that will seriously take his Gay Card away from him.
@stacyinbean: yes, look closely, that is not a tank paired with hammer pants, that is a one piece jumper/romper/onesie.

ugh!

@Jsmoke: "But it's a dry heat", yeah, so is a pizza oven, but I wouldn't want to live in one.

I lived in Tempe for 20 years & I'm an ASU Alum. I do not miss the 8 month long summers.

#2 John Travolta, he owns a fleet of planes/jets.
I'm fairly certain my mormon mother prays every night to outlive me so she can be my proxy in baptism.
@DominaDea: of course that would be an S&M goat, and he will be topping Rush. No safeword needed.
I'd rather see a goat getting married to Rush Limbaugh While the whole thing is being officiated by a gay pankake.
@The Curse of Millhaven: holy gawd that was painful to watch... mostly because I was laughing so hard I couldn't catch my breath.
@MisterHippity: You're right, I am happy now. Very, very, happy.
that weather cat also seems to have drawn his self portrait on that weather map. I see two eyes where high preassure is forming, just below, a cute button nose and wiskers, above the "eyes" appear to be ears. the only thing missing is an "I can haz green screenz plz?" LOLCAT funny.
@saythatscool: I sooo just hearted you for that. I hearted you hard. With my riding crop in one hand and nipple clamps in the other.
yuck, I need a shower after reading that.
I'm willing to go along with this plan, but only if it comes with the 2000 economy.
As Obama took to the platform prior to being sworn in, he paused to shake B. Clinton's hand and leaned in to say, "Dude, this is last time my wife is allowing me to talk to you. Ever."
I'm sure the Chinese government blocked accesss to that video as porn.
"Josef Stalin and Benito Mussolini Campbell, the family dogs, remain at home." Thank you for the much needed audible laughter. Classic!
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