"@usepenandpaper: that's actually half a Beck lyric:
"Why can't she solve this by dating and falling in love with a non-famous person who will treat her right and never-EVER run to the tabloids."
"@usepenandpaper: Why can't she solve this by dating and falling in love with a non-famous person who will treat her right and never-EVER run to the tabloids.
Like, oh..."
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